Sydney Spies, meet Whatsyourprice.com

Honey, I feel for you.

After I saw your thought-provoking interview (exclusive interview!) this morning on the The Today Show I realized that you are being wrongfully persecuted for being too darn pretty.

I mean really, would the yearbook committee have rejected your extremely not in any way skanky picture if you had been ugly? Or heavy? Or a dude? They are so totally just, like totally jealous of you, riiiiight?

Clearly you are being targeting for being a pretty blonde with moxie and big boobs, I mean big dreams of making it in this crazy, mixed-up world.

So I do understand the pickle you're in.

And those uptight bastards had the nerve to reject your second picture.


Don't they get that you're just "built that way," and there is nothing remotely inappropriate about clawing against a faux concrete wall in a dress that may or may not be literally painted onto your nubile body?

I mean you explained it very clearly this morning to Matt Lauer: "I honestly think (the picture) describes who I am..." Well said, Syd, well said.

So when I heard that you were going to have to dig into your own pockets, which let's face it can't be easy to do in Daisy Duke jeggings, and shell out $300 to have your picture in the ad section of the yearbook I felt like I had to do something.

Ok, so I did a little research and here's what I came up with. Whatsyourprice.com. It's a site where unattractive guys, who have a few extra dollars, pay to go out with attractive women who love extra dollars.

What? No. No, that's not prostitution. Don't be ridiculous. How outrageous for you to suggest such a thing.

It's, um, it's---well, it's--it's how, if you price yourself right, you could easily buy 10 pages of ads in your yearbook and fill them with any tarty, I mean tasteful, pictures of you you want--that's what it is.

You're welcome.

Fight the power, Syd. Don't stop believin'.

Photos: The Today Show